Does dying of slutty nurse/sailor/witch overdose sound unappealing this Halloween weekend? No fear, Syfy has the antidote with its annual “31 Days of Halloween” marathon, guaranteed to satisfy both your fears and funny bones.

Ask any rabid Dunder Mifflin-ite and they will assure you that the ceremony had been a long time coming. The oh-my-God-just-ask-her-out romance of the workplace mockumentary’s meek, cardigan-loving receptionist Pam (Jenna Fischer) and floppy-haired, one-liner-loving salesman Jim (John Krasinski) had been simmering on the back-burner since those fateful last few seconds of season two’s “Casino Night.”

Despite being the latest in a long line of recent, vampire-based dramas, the CW’s “Vampire Diaries” is charming, surprisingly scary, and a prime piece of guilty-pleasure meat.
“Vampire Diaries” focuses on high school student Elena Gilbert (played by Nina Dobrev, the former baby-mama Mia on “Degrassi: The Next Generation”).